My eardrum hole and tympanoplasty surgery

It has been a month and a week since my tympanoplasty surgery. I am sitting down to write a brief chronological narration of the events leading to the surgery, the surgery itself and my experiences till date.

There are two main reasons for me to jot down what I remember from the surgery.
(1) When I was about to go through the surgery, I really wanted to read a first hand experience from someone who had been through the surgery. While there were so many medical literature online, there was only one person I could find who had blogged his surgery experiences as such without any bias and that really helped.
(2)On the other hand, when I talked to a friend who had been through a related surgery years ago by the same surgeon, she had forgotten some of the details.
I realized that unless I write down these things somewhere, some of these things are going to get more and more vague in my memory with time and I may not be able to clarify things either for others or for myself.

For these two reasons, I decided to write what I feel is relevant about the surgery.

It was on August 31 2016 that I had some kind of strange water gushing feeling inside my left ear on a Sunday evening, several hours after a hair bath.

Mothers generally don’t have time time to ruminate on such insignificant things. I went about my work and slept at night. In the middle of the night, I had some kind of sharp pains inside my ear and when I kept my finger to check, I could feel there was a wet discharge. This happened all through the night. With a child who was sleeping on my other arm and would wake up if I took my hand away, I slept like that till sunrise with no idea of even the color of discharge.

The next morning, I was worried to see a brownish watery discharge and after asking for recommendations online, I went to Dr Krishnakumar of Global hospital.
He told me that there is an infection which can be cured. But the underlying cause is a huge hole in my eardrum which needs surgery to repair.

This came as a huge shock for me. How can a person who seemed generally healthy with no symptoms in ear before, suddenly have a large hole that needs to be operated on? I asked him if it can heal on its own. He said the hole does not seem recent to him and is very unlikely to close by itself.

I decided not to hurry into a surgery and went for a second opinion at a far away place in Nungambakkam based on recommendation. The ent doctor there gave me hope saying confidently that “It is a traumatic perforation caused by ear buds and will heal by itself in ten days and that is the beauty of it”. I was elated. (And promised myself never to abuse earbuds again). Ten days later, nothing much had happened and he also recommended surgery.

By now, there were strange clicking sounds in my right ear as well.

Then I decided to take a third opinion from MERF (Madras ENT Research Foudation, RA Puram) and met Dr Sudha Maheshwari based on recommendations from a neighbor. She spent the most amout of time to debug the issue and give me a proper diagnosis and prognosis.

She said I have a deviated nasal septum. That, coupled with my nasal allergies has led to negative pressure in my Eustachian tubes and one eardrum has burst, while the right eardrum is very thin but as of now, intact.
She said we can give it three more months and asked me to come for regular checkups every fortnight. She had given nasal spray and antihisthamine like my second opinion doctor.

She had initially given some hope of slight healing, but after three months, she also suggested to go for surgery as there is some formation in the eardrum which indicates it is no longer going to heal.

I was worried about further allergies leading to eardrum popping again, about which she was not willing to give any guarantees. (No ENT doctor will give guarantee on this)
At this point, I talked to two homeopathy practitioners from Salem and Bangalore. They both told me, once the allergies are dealt with , the hole will close eventually and take atleast an year.

Then I found a good Siddha doctor in Chennai and visited him. His honest opinion was that, the allergies can be cured, the hole may not be reversible. But he said the hole need not be closed surgically as long as it gives no issues. There is a high chance of the hole recurring after surgery, is his argument.
So long, I had been asked by ENT doctor to make sure no water went inside my ear, esp during hair bath. I shortened my hair a bit, put my hair in front during hair bath and plugged my ear with a cotton coated with Vaseline (Later I switched to coconut oil- dip cotton in oil, squeeze well and use, after I realized Vaseline itself was leaving thick wax like layers inside my ear. More on this later).

I started taking siddha medicines- loads of them and my allergies magically came under control in a month and they got better and better. My nose blocks had stopped,but I had a constant need to clear my throat of phlegm, but this also gradually stopped . I was meeting the siddha doctor at monthly or so intervals and getting revised meds based on progress.

After another year had passed, I knew my eardrum was not going to heal by itself and I wanted to get it operated. In the meanwhile my right eardrum got a traumatic perforation and eventually healed by itself within a month.( Thank God for that!) I went to a fourth ent doctor near to my place, who mistook the Vaseline buildup in my left ear (See two paras back) for ear wax and told me he was 90% sure the left ear had healed because there was wax build up and gave me drops to dissolve ear wax. (Mistake from my side was I didn’t mention to him about using Vaseline and didn’t realize there was a relation). As the Vaseline dissolved, the ear drops went through my hole into my inner ear one fine evening and I had the most scary nausea ever, throwing up several times and dizzy and hardly able to walk till the washroom attached to my bedroom).

This ent (Hariharan ent clinic, Medavakkam) was not reachable at that time though it coincided with his working hours. So we went to Global hospital emergency. (Now it had been rebranded as Gleneagles Global health city). They injected emeset and made several simple tests to make sure I was oriented. After things got under control, things got funnier when they called a neurologist to see me as they had no on-call ENT doctor.

I told them I was sure this happened after the ear drops and I knew this was an ent problem and there was no point calling a neurologist. But they called a neurologist and he made the same simple neurological tests already done by duty doctor and recommened an MRI for the 1% possibility of an impending stroke, saying it was my choice.
“Seri dhan ponga da”nu, I started home, only to be shocked by Rs. 1000 added to the emergency bill for the neurologist visit. I should have fought with them asking why I should pay for a neurologist because there was no ent doctor. But in that chaos, I didn’t think of those things.

By now, I had stopped my siddha medicines for few months and my allergy symtoms became severe again. I didn’t get an appt with my siddha doctor. But I met his assistant and got medicines and my allergies were better again (They were naturally on the path of betterment before I met the doctor).

Once my symptoms were better, I decided to “Get the surgery done with”.
I chose Global over MERF because it was much closer to my house (easier logistics), global had cashless insurance and seemed cheaper (due to insurance tie ups terms and conditions) than MERF. Dr Krishna kumar had already operated my friend Vidhya years ago, and she recommended him too.

There was also a disagreement between the various doctors I met on tympanoplasty vs tympano mastoidectomy. My temporal bone CT scan showed a mastoiditis in the left ear. So Dr Sudha and ENT Dr Mahalingam (in Trichy) suggested mastoidectomy (which includes work on ear bones apart from eardrum). Other doctors suggested that a simple tymapanoplasty (repair of eardrum) is enough, as I never had discharge from ear after that one time.

In between, Dr Krishnakumar had suggested that my nasal septum needs to be corrected first, then eardrum. Else, my chronic allergies will make sure the eardrum surgery doesn’t succeed. A couple of other doctors said this is not needed. So I told him I don’t want to get this optional surgery done.

Now that we decided on “Tympanoplasty” by Dr Krishnakumar from Global hospital, I went on 6th feb 2018 announcing my desire to get the surgery done. Doctor ordered for an audiogram (done several times earlier also) and a temporal bone Xray. The anesthetist ordered for a package of ECG, blood tests and chest xray.
I didn’t realize that they have given a HIV test until I was billed. Once I was billed and went to take the blood test, I was asked to sign the consent form that I was taking HIV test out of my free will. Only after giving the sample, I did a google search and came to know that HIV test cannot be forced on anyone. So I inferred this is not a mandatory test and I have probably been taken for a ride for another 1700 rupees. But it was too late now (Lesson learnt , for alerting others and if I ever need it in the future ).
All the tests took a couple of days to get completed, thanks to the lethargic attitude and lack of communication in some places (Anesthetist meet, xray report collection). ENT dept itself seemed to function efficiently though.

I was given an option between getting admitted on Feb 8th evening and Feb 9th early morning. Since I stayed closeby, I opted to spend that extra hours with my kid and got admitted on Feb 9th morning.

I was put in touch with a coordinator from Global hospital regarding the insurance and other logistics. When I came to know I had eligibility for a private room from insurance (this info had to come from global hosp after contacting cashless insurance), I confirmed that I need a private room.
When I called up this coordinator on feb 8th evening regarding something else, that is when he told me that the availability of private room (or any level of room for that matter) is not guaranteed and will get to know only at the time of admission and that he is doing his best. This came as a shock. If he had told this earlier, I would have planned the surgery at a time the private room was available. I am still disappointed about this.

We got a three sharing room when we got admitted (and came to know that if we had got admitted previous evening, we had better chances of getting a private room. This was again not conveyed to us by the coordinator).
The three sharing room was not just less private (one bathroom shared by three patients +attenders), but even the patient robes given were very poor quality with some or most of the ropes for tying missing, even after it is changed multiple times on our request). This was definitely not expected from a premium hospital like this.

After rushing through the shaving of hair (close to ear), prepping the surgery area (I was given a solution to do this), bath, robe change, IV, antibiotics, anesthesia test dose etc, I was rushed to operation theatre (we were late, mistake being mine that I got admitted bit late). Surgeon was already waiting.
I was made comfortable by the anesthetist. Then they kept an oxygen mask. I felt some difficulty breathing. She said it is okay. That was the last I knew.

When I woke up, my first thought was “Oh God, I slept in the hospital”. Then I realized I had been given an anesthesia and the surgery had been done. I was taken back to the ward after some wait. I had a heavy sense of wanting to urinate. I told the nurse and one of them accompanied me.

Surprisingly, I just was not able to pee despite the urgent sensation. After a very long time, I peed in drops and even after several long minutes, I didn’t feel done. I conveyed this to nurse, who said we will wait for the anesthesia effect to wear out. When this continued till evening, some junior from urology dept visited me and he showed no sense of knowledge/ authority over situation. He prescribed a tablet (which I am familiar with, as my dad had been taking it for several years). I was constantly followed up on the urological issue by nurses (never did the doctor turn up to meet me).

After a lot of pestering and recommendation from doctor, we got a two sharing room (and a much better robe). This was to be shared with an international (AKA Arabian) patient. This was a true pain in the neck, as the Arabian patient had a lot of attitude problem and insisted on owning the remote for the common AC, reduced temperature without informing us, kept the TV loud and had the lights on beyond 11 PM. Basically, they neither behaved like a patient, nor with a realization that they were sharing the room with another patient. They had a surprising sense of entitlement (probably because they pay higher and the hospital was intentionally promoting that sense of privilege/ VIP status on them). The nurses were always in a fix when we wanted them to convey the Arabian patient to switch off lights, reduce TV volume etc because they responded very rudely. Eg: I am also a patient. So I have the rights to keep lights on after 11 PM. Very disappointed that the hospital is not giving priority to local patients. Despite making use of huge amount of local resources in terms of space, water, electricity etc, they were thinking in terms of money and giving privilege to Arabian patients. Huge let down, there.

The nurses were quite good with us, responding every call very promptly. The urologist still didn’t meet me in person and recommended a ultrasound scan over phone (which I refused, because my condition was slowly getting better). When there was 1000 rupees added for the urologist fee, who was only available over phone, it certainly didn’t make me feel good about the hospital.
We got discharged on 10th evening and came home. My experience with the surgery was neither bad nor great. All went well so far and I was glad. I was on pain killers and didn’t feel much pain. (Once,there was pain during hospital stay and when I mentioned, I was given pain killer through IV)

There was a first week followup to remove stich in the outside of the ear (the inner one in eardrum was absorbable). But in two days after discharge, I had a swelling under left eye. So I went to see the ent. The ent said it was too minor for concern and removed the dressing, now that I have turned up anyways.

Stitch removed after one week. It was more time consuming and bit scary than I thought (maybe due to junior doctors doing that along with surgeon). Inner padding in ear removed after two weeks.
All the while, I had little difficulties like my temple aching when eating chapathis etc, not able to turn my neck on one side, some sounds inside left ear, difficulty hearing etc). I had mentioned these to ent during the visits and he assured all of these are normal and will settle.

I was asked to keep my ear dry for five weeks and avoid hair bath for atleast three weeks post surgery.
I had a hair bath the evening before surgery and cut my hair short, so that it doesn’t get much dirty. (Stylish hair after surgery is quite a confidence booster, u know? I can easily hide my cotton plugged ear in the free hair when I have to go out). I applied no hair oil and I could easily manage 2 and half weeks without wetting my hair (surprise!!). But then, I mostly stayed indoors. So not much “hair pollution”. Then I was asked to apply t bact ointment on the side of cotton and plug it in ear and have hair bath. (No Vaseline or coconut oil). Done, successfully.

Meanwhile, we had Krishna’s birthday coming up 2 and half weeks past the surgery and we celebrated that well, as well.

At nearly a month post the surgery, I started experiencing more pain in the temple (midpoint if u draw a line between top of ear and starting of eyebrow), while yawning or opening my mouth wide for popping a pill). There had always been some pain in this place and when I had mentioned this to doctor earlier, he said this is normal and will settle gradually. While all other discomforts had settled, this one had amplified. To my shock, doctor said this was not related to surgery as he didn’t operate that bone and asked if I have had this complaint previously before surgery!

He gave me anti inflammatory tablets for a week, which has reduced the pain, but it is certainly not gone. I am pretty sure this started after surgery and as of now, I am keeping my fingers crossed that this goes away permanently. Hopefully I will keep this blog updated and I really hope this helps some people down the line. Best luck to you all and me too! 

Memories of dad

Has been quite a while
Since I wrote in poetic style
À few tears here, a few tears there
Dad has checked out from here

Sick of the ICU beeps
And seeing him full of tubes
My little reassuring strokes
in the daily visiting hours
turned into Sorry, Love you,
And unsaid Goodbyes....

Not that he heard those words
Or felt my touch in those agonizing weeks
But if u tell me he never felt the pain,
from being ill
That's all I want to know and chill...

My heart doesn't wilt in guilt or wishes unfulfilled..
It helps to know I was there...when he was still aware...
Before the minutes that turned into oblivion...

Blessed in a way I am.
His last meal was mine, his last home was ours,
and the last reassuring words were mine.

His last few weeks had my presence in 'em...
Twilight walks in our hometown with him and my son
To temples, park and temple car....
I hope it meant something to him.

Have I come to terms with his loss?
Maybe yes, better than his better half
She has a long way to go
And I hope I play my part well.

But few things have changed forever..
Like this morn, he wasn't at the door to say bye-bye
And I recall those Cauvery baths..
The TVS 50 rides...
The school bag he packed on my behalf
The way I used to hide behind him,
When mom chased me with a stick in her hand...
The ear studs he would buy to surprise me
His DIY binding of my school books
The craft projects and biology drawings he did for me
The way he would squeeze my hands in his, in emotional moments
Making lists for Diwali crackers
The moffusil bus rides when he would bore me with landmarks
The way he used to put me to sleep in hammock,
Singing sa ri ga ma pa dha ni sa..
The way he repeated it for his grandson...

Can I get him back just one moment,
so i could read him out this list?

Wayanad- Banasura island resort

I know I did not blog about our blissful Malaysia and Singapore tour. Somehow I felt the photos told the story there. But I definitely want to tell you about the Banasura Island resort in Wayanad. This is our annual tour with Hari’s colleagues and families. It’s a beautiful concept in amazon. I love the company for this. Every year, the company sponsors an annual outing to its employees with families. We usually go for a two day tour to a good resort- one year to Yercaud (Grand continental), one year to poovar island, Kerala. This year, it was to Wayanad for three days.
I’d tell you why I love the concept of the tour. You get to enjoy the tour while a bunch of enthusiastic and efficient colleagues take care of the planning. The whole tour is a suspense trip. It’s a boon for busy families like us ;)
You get to meet your hubby’s colleagues and families every single year and have fun with them. This will not happen without such a concept!
They bulk book such nice resorts that we will never spend so much on a stay when we tour as individual families. Also, you can customize a lot of things with the resort due to the bulk booking. The resorts are so nice, you can simply choose to stay and enjoy the resort, not even go out touring. Even if you go out touring the hotel arranges bus for the large group and you are jolly and free 
Over to Wayanad. We went to Calicut by train. The train route to Calicut itself was so beautiful. So lush green that each scene looked like a wall paper. From there, the hotel had arranged mini bus transportation to their resort in Wayanad.
The entire resort was booked for amazon and rooms were chosen using lots. There was a honey moon villa, twin cottage, naalukettus, luxury rooms and deluxe rooms. We got the naalukettu as a couple who got it in the lots were unable to make the trip. Whoever owns this resort has a true blessing to his credit. I have never even imagined a resort that could be in such a scenic place. Or I had never even imagined a place that is so, so, so, so scenic…. Water, mountains, greenery, what not.. I still could not get it off my eyes.
Naalukettu was surely one of the best rooms. It was a single room with two room sized balconies- one overlooking the beautiful mountains and the other overlooking a beautiful stream of water. The aesthetic antique wood themed interiors with two swings were..well..too much for us..
We had already planned to spend most of this trip relaxing than touring around wayanad. Anyways, the resort was far away from tourist destinations. The first evening, we went to a nearby lake and did speed boating there. Well, nice experience, but nothing compared to the resort itself.
The hospitality of staff was unbelievable. Especially, the manager Binoth was smiling all the time and waiting to accommodate our every request. Other staff were equally polite and dying to help. (I wish they’d get rid off the coconut oil in their cooking though) We spent the evening with bajji, TT and carrom board. After dinner, we had a good sleep.
Next day, we decided not to join the touring gang and spent the day lazing- Hari massaging and me TT playing. In the evening, Hari and I walked through a small green road- typically reminding of the “Road not taken” by Robert Frost. It was most beautiful and fresh with the rain drops. I do not remember a more beautiful place where I have walked. We walked for a while. As everything comes with a cost- we discovered a few leeches on Hari’s leg and on my face. We decided to return 
Night was spent with some guys drinking and us playing dumb charades.
The next day, we walked to the water stream very close to the resort. We passed through the same road we walked the previous evening, but it was only a little less beautiful without the rain drops. A few had opted out of it for fear of leeches. But we decided to brave it this time with salt. There was a small trek down to the stream and man, the stream was gorgeous. Two leech bites on me and one on Hari were removed with salt. It was all worth the sweet sounding rush of water we bathed in. As it rained, the water level and force increased in front of our eyes. Then, the guide advised us to leave the place. We reached back, played some more TT and left the lovely resort.
No one had a heart to leave. The resort was so secluded that the employees had to travel 8 KM to buy even veggies. But what do we care as guests? We could go on forever 

My journey against induced religion conversion

I have Christian friends very close to my heart. My intention is far from hurting them. It is just that I hate the propaganda made by some people to turn non Christians into Christians. According to me no religion is good or bad (atleast, mine is not). It’s just the beliefs you grow up with, the unique festivals you cherish and the moral support the religion gives you at trying times. I see no reason to change religion just for the morals or the particular GOD. So my dear Christian friends, I would request you to please stay away from this blog if it can hurt your beliefs. In case you are curious and want to read on, please leave your comments. So here I was, travelling from Trichy to Tirupur to attend a friend’s wedding. Sitting in an unreserved compartment with my back to the toilet wasn’t an enriching experience, if not for the lady who was sitting next to me. She was this person questioning a lot of college girls about how the world evolved. At first I thought she was trying to sell quiz books, before I figured out she was trying to sell Jesus. The college girls were laughing to each other without being able to express their chagrin. Others on the compartment were annoyed too, but weren’t very expressive. Thankfully, there was a girl on the other side with whom I had become friends during the journey. I was commenting to her for each statement being made by this lady. Lady: “Jesus created oxygen” Me:”Oh is it? We should start planting Jesus instead of trees”! Then the train stopped at a station. This lady and her neice started eating oranges and throwing the peels right on the platform. I was watching this, very irritated. There was another group of illiterate vendors who had joined the ladies compartment by then. So this lady’s job became much easier. But I decided to make her job difficult and confronted her one to one. Lady: “You know why we are brown? Because God created us from mud. Me: “Then why are foreigners white? Lady: “Maybe he created them from beach sand?” Me: Hmm interesting.. Lady: Sun raises and falls due to god. Me: If the whole world is God’s, why sunset and sunrise are at different times in different places? Lady: I don’t know, ask God. Me: You are the one who told about God. Why should I ask him and not you? Lady: (Chooses to ignore) Lady: The world is going to end as Jesus announced. There are wars, earthquakes and diseases. These are the signs of the world ending. Me: But these things happened during the first world war also. How are you telling it is this year? Lady: Different people make such propaganda that world will end this year and that. It is not true. Don’t trust them. It is only this year that world will end. Lady: People pray to Velankani matha. Don’t do that. She could not save her own place during floods (This lady is a protestant and does not believe in Mary worship) Me: The whole world is Jesus’s anyways. So why is he not protecting it from floods? Lady: You know how the world started? God created Adam and Eve. Me: Ever heard of theory of evolution? Lady: You are an educated person, you must not speak such nonsense Me: Wow! Lady: God shed his blood to remove your sins. Not even your own son will do that. Me: If you are hospitalized and need blood immediately, will you ask your son or God? Lady: Oh well, I will ask God and he will send my son. Meanwhile some ladies in the train were giving their support to me from outside. Me: You were throwing orange skin on the platform. People might skid and fall down because of it. Isn’t that a sin you do knowingly? Why do you do such sins and expect god to shed his blood for it? Lady: Oh, I am sorry for that. You are really attacking me. Lady continues her crap about how other religions pray stone deities, trees and even the sun. This, according to her is the height of disrespect for God. People are worshiping the petty things that were created by God instead of worshiping the God himself. She was pleading we didn’t fall to such vicious propaganda. Me: Supporting your religion is fine, but you have no right to defame other religions. Lady: No, I never spoke ill of other religions. Me: The whole compartment in chorus: You defamed Hinduism from the very beginning. We’ve been keeping mum and you are just going on non-stop. You better shut up right now. (yayyyyyy! So here is my success. Atlast I’ve got a whole bunch of women to realize that they don’t have to take crap like this. ) Lady shuts up and moves on to buy watermelons. Another Christian enters the conversation. She comes to me and says, “Girl, you are so intelligent. If only you read bible, you can become a doctor” Me: “Oh, I am already an engineer. Can you get me a medical seat?” (The coach laughs with me) Another drunk Christian man enters the ladies compartment. Now I just keep mum. Few other ladies take care of him “Out you go, this is a ladies compartment and you have no place. We just shut up that lady, we don’t want you here” This lady is a true beliver.. She continues her third innings after a while. Lady: “Because Adam and Eve ate apple, god cursed man that he should shed sweat to get his food and woman that she should suffer in child birth” Me: So unlike God. Why did he punish the entire human race for two people’ s mistakes? Lady: You look like a Christian yourself, aren’t you? Me: Really? I wouldn’t be so pleased.. The lady believed that when she goes to heaven, Jesus will question why she didn’t educate the people on the train coach about him. She was saying that Hindus are people are conviction and when they turn to Christianity, they will get closer to God even faster than Christians. She was saying that there were so many Hindu turned Christians who were leading them at the churches. The lady was shut up for the third time, by all women now. It was time for me to get down now. I handed over my responsibility to another bold woman on the coach before I got down. The lady blessed me and said that I will soon get Jesus’s blessing. Eagerly awaiting that! My original intention was to break the lady’s confidence from canvassing like this in a public place. But she seemed to be so bound to her duty. But I was happy that I could educate so many women on the way that this propaganda is crap and they should do their bit to discourage it. I was the heroine, who played the revolution 

Monolith

Unplanned trips do really make you feel that you are still living life. Last sunday, Hari wanted to have lunch outside (escape from my cooking). After lunch, we found the Chennai weather exceptionally good. Hubby dear wanted to ride on ECR in bike. Tired of saying no to his chinna chinna aasais, I said ‘yes’ for a change, and off we left, without even our two wheeler papers, to ECR. Without a camera or handbag, dressed up only for the neighborhood lunch, we rode on and on, filling petrol for a lump sum 500.

After we had gone a while, I thought we’d go to muttukkadu and take a boat ride before we return. Hubby dear said yes, but decided to ride past it, only to suggest that Mahabalipuram was now just 20 kilometers away. I nodded naughtily, and the journey continued. It was 4 PM when we reached Mahabalipuram. We had planned many times to visit this place, but never made it. I remembered school days, and the only tour I had made to Mahabalipuram earlier. I recollected how we covered ourselves from foreigners’ cameras, as someone warned us. At that time, I had no clue I would ever get married, get settled in Chennai and come back to the very place on a Sunday evening on a random picnic!

Our first stint was to sit on the lawn and chitchat on memories and passing tourists. What else would we care for- casual tourists with neither a schedule, nor a camera. Then, we explored the five rathas, marveling at the the monolithic sculptures and life-sized elephant statue, and giggling at the variety of tourists posing non-stop in front of the elephant. After buying icecreams for a huge price, we ambled to the Mahisasura Mardhini rock, only to give away our icecream to an eager monkey. Monkey was not as eager though, to share photo space with hari on our mobile camera.

Wind was amazing as expected, at the top of the hill. We climbed down the rock to visit the lighthouse. I was stung on the way by a red ant, or a beetle maybe. Hardly did I imagine that the little beast would hurt and itch me for the next 72 hrs! The visit up the lighthouse was not exactly interesting, though we could get some view of the city. We had to wait our turn to come down the narrow passage following an old, not-so-abled aunty.

We had a cup of buttermilk, only to find out we didn’t have enough change. We passed our Rs.7 instead of Rs. 10, grinning at the indirect curses from the vendor woman. Next we went to what was marked as a temple, although we didn’t find anything like a temple. At about the height of the first floor, there was a pillared construction, with the width of a “othayadi paadhai” (Imagine the edges of a rectangle). Hari walked it up promptly, inviting me to join. I took the first few steps on the structure, before fear gripped me. I didn’t have much choice, now that I was on the way already. The more I got scared, the more I felt like slipping down and vice-versa. Being adventurous naturally, I don’t remember having many such scary moments in the past. Perhaps marriage has done damage to my guts. I finally walked back to the starting point, dutifully holding Hari’s hands, as though that would save my life!

After a little more wandering in the rocks, we got ready to leave the place. We stopped when we saw a crowd gathered around a hill. What held their attention were a mom goat and her kid, struggling to reach out to each other. The kid goat had strayed off and somehow slid down a slope. It was now trying to rally back. Mom was making desperate sounds, not knowing a way to help. As we were watching, a few more goats ran to the place, as if to show their support. Hari positioned himself down the hill, to catch the little one just in case she fell down. The kid balanced herself by bending her fourth leg, and after a few tense minutes, she magically reached up. All of the gathered crowd encouraged her with applause and dispersed with smiles. She stays on in memory though, as if a symbol of nature’s desperation as well as its own grace and self sustainability.

On the way back, we admired some beautiful humongous sculptures kept for sale. We then saw a cow killed by a passing vehicle and sympathized . The animals have learnt to cope up with nature, but probably not yet with man’s endless inventions.

what an effortlessly eventful day it had been- a lot of encounters with animals- some bad and some good. But what stays is the nicety of the memories, the freshness of new lovers we found in ourselves that day.

Song of passion

There’s a song in me
which sets my rhythm
and keeps me on track

It tunes my blood
to get set ready
for the first ray of sunlight

When I get wiped out
It stirs my spirit;
vibes “Just don’t give up!”

When moments get tough,
It soothes my soul;
Whispers “Wait for your time”

A small win here and there
I hear it melody
“Way to go!”

I stare at the blank wall
It breaks the monotone,
hums “What’s in store next?”

The world gets dark,
as I shut my eyes;
the song never dies

It sings lullabies
into my ears
“Dream big. Rock the world”

Now, that’s my song
I’ve turned on loud
You tune it in, let’s resonate

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Dumb Charades

There are some days when happiness and dissatisfaction occupy you at the same time. Those days give you a strange feeling of restlesslness. Today was one such day. Work at office usually keeps me busy. Yet I make it a point to make myself a part of any fun events that my company has to offer me. So today when we had the women’s day celebration, I was there in time. My teammates’ have an interesting coolness quotient- they find it cool to boycott just anything which does not fit into their regular idea of a day at work. So, I went alone. All others had come in gangs. I felt awkward about being in a fun event all alone. But I didn’t regret it, it was not the first time either.

There was only one girl in the whole crowd who I really knew- Richa. Infact, I had come to know of her when I did anchoring for the talent council two months back. (Goes to say that almost anybody I can meet at fun events in my office would only be known to me through another fun event). The first event was the musical chair. I braved 3 rounds. But unluckily, I was in the back of one of the smartest girls in the group- Richa. When it came to her vs me, I came out in the fourth round. My musical chair continued for a while, as the audience chairs had been taken for the game.

Then was time for dumb charades. Dumb charades is one game that really excites me. I was zealous and asked “what kind of dumb charades?”. The organizers told “Hindi movies”. Isn’t that enough to turn me off? By that time, Richa herself invited me to their team. (I was a little surprised given that we don’t really know each other that much, but when it comes to silly guts that many girls surprisingly don’t possess, I am usually remembered- and I guess the anchoring would have given her that notion). But I told them that I don’t know to either guess or act Hindi movies. (Hey you, I can understand and even talk hindi that can make a native hindi speaker hang, but Hindi movies- no, not really).
Some argument from me and a couple of others persuaded the organizers to allow English and kannada as well (not that I know many English movies, but with years of childhood practice, atleast I can enact them). But now, I didn’t have a team. Finally I found a couple of more girls who wanted to play- one Hindi and one Kannada. My persuasion worked and they settled for English. I am usually popular in the acting side of dumb charades and so I chose that and I excitedly taught my newfound team umpteen number of symbols. Finally we got to play. The first round was easiest- “face off” was the movie and we got it in 6 seconds (ofcourse, we were the fastest). The second round was hangover. I showed “hang”. I managed to show “empty”, but they could not guess “over”. I finally showed them “6 balls in Cricket” and 6 balls make an “over”. We got it in 51 seconds. In the third round, we were supposed to find the movie and sing a song from it. I vetoed it out saying we can’t sing songs from English movies. The song idea was dropped. Next time, they tried making it tougher “Me, myself and Irene”. I even managed the fourth word with a combination of “eye” and “ring”. By this time, the organizer shook hands with me and said my acting was great. The participants asked us to come to the centre of the stage so that they could all see us. (That’s some shameless boasting, but you gotta admit sometimes I can manage good work too!)

They gave “Sherlock Holmes” and I acted it with “Home” and “Lock” and my wise team cracked it. Next, they wanted to make it so tough that they asked suggestions from audience. One girl suggested “Love at the time of cholera”. Now imagine doing this in two minutes, an unknown movie with 6 words and how do you ever act cholera!. My team could find “love and the time of fever-call” (I tried to explain them that it is a fever which starts with “chol” and it ended up like this. Infact, we managed this despite wasting some time asking for a notebook to write down the words they found- the name was too long for them to remember!). We could not make the last word, but this round was only for the three finalists and all three teams had not found their answers. So we survived.

Then came the spoilsport. In the form of cake and samosa. All of us had them and my teammate overdid it with two samosas. She came back from the break pretty late and by that time I had protested to the organizers not to give such long names.
Other two participants had cracked the final round in 23 and 24 seconds. I was given “fifty first dates” for the final round. Wouldn’t that be a cakewalk? Infact out of all the movies I enacted, this is the only movie I had seen and one of my all time favorites).

I tried to show “fifty” with five in one hand and in my other hand, I joined my thumb and index finger to show “0”. The audience had found the answer by then. My team came up with a brilliant “O-5”. I gave up and tried the second word. This should be easy. I had given the specific example to my teammate earlier that if I show “1”, guess “first” etc. I showed “1” finger, my teammates came up with “one”, “oneself” etc. I persisted asking them to tell something like “1” and my teammate came up with “2”. (How brilliant, if I wanted to show “2”, wouldn’t I have simply shown two fingers!!). The two samosas were really doing the talking now. I tried to indicate coming “first” in a running race. They came up with “run” etc. I switched to the third word “dates”. I had told them earlier that if I show the watch, try guessing date, time, etc. It didn’t work, and I could not successfully show them a calendar too. They guessed “five point someone” and I finally gave up. The stars of the show ‘gave up’, because the cakes and samosas had overtaken them!

The organizers felt so “sorry” for us that they managed making up a third prize on the spot with chocolates. The winners and runners-up took home some crockery sets. (Incidentally, the winners had cracked the first few rounds almost at the verge of time-out). It was difficult for me not to scold my teammate who later said her favorite movie was “50 first dates”. But you can’t really scold a stranger, can you!. But her own friends saved me the trouble by scolding her themselves. I was glad when we came so close and really sad when we lost in such a silly way. But if I think about it more, I didn’t have teammates in the first place. What if I never found them, even if I did, what would have happened if they could not guess, lets say “face off” or “hangover”. That’s how the optimistic side of me consoled the “It’s an unfair world” side of me!

On an indirectly relevant note, one thing really bothers me. Why is it that a lot of us find it cool to simply boycott participating in competitions, meetings etc. I did that grave mistake in my childhood and missed so much fun. I do it even now at times. Sometimes, it’s due to peer pressure. For example, putting a project call on mute and gossiping on our own. I think it’s part of our culture. I am just wondering whether people from other countries grow up with the same attitude??!